L.W: OMG, G you're growing a mustache
A.P: will you hush, he's just growing
*pause*....*everyone starts laughing and G walks away*
Again damn you autosave, freezin my already crap worthy computer >.< So now that week 7 of the nfl is done my last two predictions are to be updated
Tampa Bay over Seattle call was right- all through the game I thought my call was wrong because I thought I had called for the Seahawks even though I hate them. Tampa Bay I dont mind...
New England over Denver call was right- I totally thought when I was writing this that Denver was that unbeaten team (it's Tenesse omg, WOW) but they aren't so I thought New England was going to defeat the unbeaten like New York did to them last year, I got to mention it whenever I refer to New Englend and unbeaten XP, but I was wrong but right with the call.
So I got 11/14 right by just guessing, most of my team statistics turned out wrong >.> so I basicly guessed these and Im still 78% of a psychic! w00t!
- Location:Den
- Mood:
amused - Music:IT's FAMILY FUEEEDDD
(Wrangler commercial with Brett Favre)
me: Hah they screen in on his ass
(tells friend)
A.K.: "lol"
(a little while later wrangler commercial about some nascar guy)
me: hey they don't go in on his ass *few seconds later zoom in on his crotch* oh, they zoom in somewhere else
(tells friend again)
A.K.: LMAO, is Wrangler a gay or something?
- Location:Den
- Mood:they're coming AHHH
- Music:LSU vs. Florida football
Dared2die205 (5:49:39 PM): hottest blk guy i've ever seen
Dared2die205 (5:50:05 PM): oh!
Dared2die205 (5:50:12 PM): http://ladiesdotdotdot.wordpress.com/20
Dared2die205 (5:50:45 PM): i think hes shrt too
Dared2die205 (5:50:49 PM): *short
Dared2die205 (5:51:06 PM): isn't he sexyful
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:51:24 PM): i dont think so
Dared2die205 (5:51:35 PM): do u not like black guys?
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:51:42 PM): no thats not it
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:51:49 PM): its football guys in general
Dared2die205 (5:51:54 PM): ...
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:51:54 PM): they arent that sexy to me
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:51:58 PM): u like big guys
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:51:58 PM): i dont
Dared2die205 (5:52:11 PM): i just said he's short
Dared2die205 (5:52:13 PM): ...
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:52:21 PM): hes a football player.
Dared2die205 (5:52:25 PM): 6" is short dude
Dared2die205 (5:52:33 PM): thats Daniel's height
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:52:34 PM): 6" is short?!??
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:52:42 PM): hell no that aint short
Dared2die205 (5:52:43 PM): that's Sam's height
Dared2die205 (5:52:48 PM): Ryan
Dared2die205 (5:52:53 PM): u kiddin me
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:52:54 PM): they are tall
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:53:05 PM): we have different opinions ok
Dared2die205 (5:53:06 PM): in the NFL they go up to 6"9'
Dared2die205 (5:53:18 PM): in basketball up to 7"2'
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:53:23 PM): alex ur bigger than me so u have a diffrent opinion about whats tall and whats big etc
Dared2die205 (5:53:33 PM): no, this a fact
Dared2die205 (5:53:44 PM): 6" isn't tall its average
*******
Dared2die205 (5:58:10 PM): i like big strong men?
Dared2die205 (5:58:17 PM): WTH?
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:58:17 PM): yeauh
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:58:21 PM): wut?
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:58:32 PM): u dont like little weak guys do u?
Dared2die205 (5:58:57 PM): nvr met a cute short dude
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:59:02 PM): see
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:59:04 PM): i win
Dared2die205 (5:59:06 PM): but i kno i don't like strong dudes
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:59:14 PM): o___O
Dared2die205 (5:59:16 PM): Eli's not strong
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:59:23 PM): then why does he play football
Dared2die205 (5:59:24 PM): neither is the guy i like
Dared2die205 (5:59:29 PM): he's the QB
Dared2die205 (5:59:38 PM): does he do the hitting...NOOOooo
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:59:44 PM): but
Dared2die205 (5:59:49 PM): he stands bak and throws
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:59:50 PM): doesnt he throw
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:59:52 PM): yea
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (5:59:56 PM): u gotta be strong to throw
Dared2die205 (5:59:59 PM): he has good arm strangth
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (6:00:03 PM): SEE
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (6:00:04 PM): i win
Dared2die205 (6:00:08 PM): but not muscles strong protect
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (6:00:39 PM): dinner
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (6:00:44 PM): ill let u argue with urself
FRIENDSbefoLOVE (6:00:46 PM): ^^
Dared2die205 (6:00:47 PM): neither does Jensen Ackles!
Dared2die205 (6:01:00 PM): Chad Micheal Murray!
Dared2die205 (6:01:06 PM): ...uhhhhhh
Dared2die205 (6:01:11 PM): Aran Eckhart
- Location:near a tall, dark and handsome
- Mood:
Do I...Really - Music:Family Guy
E.B: You know your bra doesn't work at all, if you're even wearing one?
Me: Yes, I am *Wait a few seconds* why are you looking at my boobs
E.B.: Cuz I'm bi
Me: Oh My God, I've loved you forever
*we both hug*
*when we let go we look at eachother and start laughng*
E.W: What happened, why are you laughing I missed something, Gosh dammit you people made me miss something.
Also:
(keep in mind we can only leave if everything off the floor and table is picked up. Now I'm coming back from getting the washcloth to clean table and see the guys table talking to teacher)
Teacher *pointing to chesse*: who dropped this
*guys automaticly point to us*
Me: none of us even had cheese for lunch
Teacher: you're not leaving till someone picks it up
J.S: Come on! Who cut the god dang cheese?
J.C.: jeez guys it's not that hard *picks up the cheese, throws it away*
ME and C.D.:YEAAAAA!
- Location:In anxiety
- Mood:
GT band audition dammit - Music:"Who wouldn't be" Anxious, sista
I'ts my b-day, happy birthday to me. :-P I;m happy I got a nano (the new one, I believe it's called nano chromatic?) and I'm getting a Todd Heap jersey (Go RAVENS F- the Titans and Steelers they suck >.>) so all in all awesome. Funny moment of the day...
C.M.:Kiwi and me are going out
Me: when did this happen?
C.W: I don't know it just did
Me: Well I'm going to go hug your boyfriend
C.W.: NOOOoo
*walks over*
Me: Hey Kiwi it's my b-day can i get a hug
Kiwi a.k.a K.H. :NOOO *runs away*
Me: but's it's my b-day
*few minutes later*
L.W.: Kiwi you're having C's baby
*Kiwi gives wtf look and runs away*
Me: wait how is Kiwi having the baby
C.W,: No I am he's just the baby daddy
- Location:At Home. Where? You don't need to know >.>
- Mood:
BIRTHDAY - Music:Do I have to be listening to music?
So funny moment of day won't be everyday of course, I may not be in a funny mood but still. Today's funny moment is:
L.R. :who the hell would put a hand in my pants pocket
I give him a funny look like wtf
E.?. looks at me like *i dunno wth they're talking about*
L.R.: you don't understand you didn't hear the first part
I give funny look: yea ok L
L.R.: it's not like that
- Location:My room
- Mood:
contemplative - Music:Nothing.....
*me, E.W, and L.W. are in Spencers we see five almost naked ppl*
"OMG, again. look at that"-L.W. *we all laugh*
"Ok, this nakedness needs to stop."-me
- Location:nowhere
- Mood:
Won our soccer game. Yeah! - Music:nothing, just TV
Funny moment of the day....nothing really happened, let me think. :-\ How bout one from tomorrow this was during band.
"*something about driving and relating it to music*"- teacher
"my dad let's me drive" - S.W.
teacher gives weird look
everyone turns and looks at him weird
S.W. gets red in face
- Location:Den
- Mood:
soccer game a few mins ago - Music:NFL highlights
*a lot of coughs
"Why is everyone dieing in the school," -A.P also known as me.
"People are dieing in this school?"- B.L
"It's an exagerration L." -A.P *rolls eyes* "Like when I said J is dieing."
"Hey," J.K turns and looks fake offended "That is so rude!"
"Exaggeration"- A.P *looks at weird*
"J.K's dieing, maybe that's why he's been out for like two months" -B.L
Wait I have another one
"Next week on Tuesday- nevermind we don't have school"-teacher
"Wait why"-D.L
"It's Rosh Hannah"
"Really" M.S.
"So we'll only have two more day to do this" teacher (at least something like that)
"THANK YOU JEWS!" M.S. (would've been funnier been funnier if he sai Thank Jesus for the Jews, but I digress)
Me and B.M and J.M and L.R give him a weird look.
"M, just shut up"- L.R.
- Location:Den
- Mood:
bored - Music:IT'S FAMILY FUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEDDD
So I come to Livejournal everyday to check up on these funny communities but when i visit my LJ i can't think of anything to write. DAMN YOU WRITER'S BLOCK! So as a daily thing i'm going to add a funny moment of the day, whether from me or from classmates or random people. Of course everyone will be in intials cept if they don't care. This would've been sooooo much easier last year, I had the funniest class in the freakng world.Though I will still try to find awesome funny crap. WIthout further adue todays funny mment:
"I want to scare some sixties. They're all so fun to scare. All younger then us and stuff."- A.P J.?, sixty me and my friends ganged up on and scared, turns corner into hall that I was going to.
"AHHH"-J.?
"AHHHH'-A.P "wait why did that scare me?"
- Location:House
- Mood:
awake - Music:Family Fued
